‘If Everybody Left the Boat Over an STD, There Would Be No Yachties Left in the World!’ exclaims Colin Macrae in ‘Below Deck Sailing Yacht.’
Dani Soares’ nerves about boyfriend Jean-Luc Cerza Lanaux having an STD are calmed by Colin Macrae of Below Deck Sailing Yacht. She is threatening to resign. In a confessional, he jokes, “Dani’s just overreacting,” he maintains. “There will be no yachties left in the world if anyone left the boat over an STD!”
Cerza Lanaux eventually discovers what is wrong with him when he is seen calling a doctor in an upcoming episode of the show. But in the meantime, Soares can only be concerned. Macrae advises her to try to divert her attention away from the news, but he has some amusing observations about the situation.
Colin Macrae likens Jean-Luc Cerza Lanaux’s “issue” to a vile sea cucumber.
Soares is obviously struggling as she approaches Macrae in the galley kitchen, where he is doing the dishes. In a preview shot, she tells Macrae, “I am no joke now seriously considering leaving.”
In a confessional, she said, “If it’s not his fault, he gave the sht to me.” “Whatever the sht is,” says the narrator.
Macrae claims he has no idea why Soares wants to get off the boat. She says, “I’m not sure how J.L feels about me discussing this with anyone.” “But he’s sleeping on his f**king break.” Soares walks toward Macrae and whispers in his ear.
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Of course, Macrae grins in a confessional. “Oh, sh*t,” he says as he takes a drink from a can. “His willy probably looks like the sea cucumber we picked up yesterday!” Cameras flashed to the dead sea cucumber that was stuck to the anchor chain. Macrae tries to remove it but it dissolves into mush.
He then asks Soares if she’s concerned about… This story is a short summary. Hope you enjoyed.